Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The Suck Rule

In an ongoing effort to lower the IQ of anyone who ventures into the Chop Shop I'm going to post a list of things that suck and thing that rule every Wednesday. Once the season starts the lists will focus on college football but in this, the 1st-ever Suck Rule, it will just be an amalgam of things that have made an impression on me in the last six months or so...

- Cats
- Ric Bucher
- When a major shoe company puts your arch-rival's overhyped head coach in a commercial
- Beano Cook
- Phanton Menace
- Phil Hellmuth
- People who think Gnarles Barkley is one guy
- Paying for parking
- Paris Hilton
- Baseball season

- Dogs
- Tony Kornheiser
- Coach K (U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!)
- Beano Cook's inexplicable jowls
- Revenge of the Sith
- Daniel Negreanu
- Every album Cee-Lo Green has ever been involved with
- Moving to an apartment that allows you to stumble home from your favorite bar
- Keira Knightley
- Football season (soooooo close...)


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